Your own assistant,
right inside Telegram.
Masha is a contact you message like a friend. Tell her what to remember, when to remind you, and what to find. Nothing to install, nothing to learn: if you can send a message, you can use her.
- Telegram
- WhatsApp coming soon
She lives in the app that is already on your phone.
Masha is a personal assistant you message on Telegram. You tell her things, and she keeps them, reminds you of them, finds them again, and helps you with the words when you are stuck.
- Mom9:41Call me when you land ❤️
- Masha9:30Reminder: dentist, today at 3 PM. Want me to push it?1
- Flat 4B9:12Sam: the electrician is coming Tuesday
- AlexYesterdayYou: see you at Baan Thai then
- She is a contact, not an app
- She sits in your chat list like anyone else. Open the chat, say the thing, close it. There is nothing to install and no account to make: your Telegram is your account.
- You talk to her the way you already talk
- Type it, send a voice note, forward a message, or send a photo. There are no commands to learn and no menus to find. Plain words in English, Russian, and Spanish are enough.
- What she does comes back as messages
- A reminder arrives as an ordinary Telegram message at the time you asked. An answer comes back in the same chat. Your lists, journal and settings live in a small app inside Telegram, one tap away.
- Everywhere Telegram is
- Phone, laptop, or the web. The chat is the same one, and she remembers the same things on all of them.
Why would I need one?
Because the things you mean to do live in five places: a notes app, a calendar, a chat you will scroll back through, a sticky note, and your head. Most of them get lost between having the thought and writing it down. She is one chat that is already on your phone, and what she removes is that distance.
- unlock phone
- find notes app
- new page
- pick a folder
- type it out
“Parcel, vet on Thursday, and reread that Le Guin book.”
A nine-second voice note. She writes it down, gives it a title and files it before you have put the phone down.
- open calendar
- new event
- set date
- set alert
- set repeat
“Remind me Thursday before the call.”
She reads the day out of the sentence. On Thursday a message from her arrives.
- search notes
- search chats
- scroll back to October
- give up
“What was Alex’s gift idea?”
Answered from something you said three months ago, with the day you said it.
You don’t learn her. You just say it.
Every line below is a message you could send tonight, word for word. She works out whether it is a note, a reminder, a list, or a question, and you never pick first.
Keep something
- save this: the wifi at Dad’s is sunflower42
- add eggs and batteries to the shopping list
- note for later: Lena prefers calls before noon
- here’s a photo of where I locked my bike, remember it
Get reminded
- remind me to call the bank tomorrow at 10
- ping me the evening before the flight
- snooze that till after lunch
- whenever I mention the Berlin trip, remind me to book the train
Ask for it back
- what did I say about the travel insurance?
- who is Marek?
- what did I promise this week?
- what am I waiting on from other people?
Hand her something to read
- read this receipt and tell me the total
- summarize this PDF in five lines
- what does this reel say?
- what does this symbol on my washing machine mean?
Get help with words
- fix the typos in this message
- draft a polite no to this invitation
- help me think through whether to move
- is the pharmacy on Nevsky open on Sunday?
Look after yourself
- I want to meditate every day, check on me at 9pm
- how is my running goal going?
- how was my mood this week?
- what did I write in my journal on Monday?
There is more: a journal that asks how your day went once you switch it on, goals she checks progress on, standing instructions she keeps for you, and a way to choose how she talks to you.
See every skill, with what it looks like in the chatDepends on how your Masha is set up: making images from a description, Gmail, Google Calendar, Drive and Notion, your own calendar by ICS link, earning free credits by inviting friends. These are built, and whether they answer depends on how the people running your Masha have set her up. If one is missing from your chat, it is not switched on for you.
Same chat, whatever your week looks like.
Pick the one that sounds like you. Each is a real kind of conversation she has, with what she keeps while she answers.
The small things, handled in passing
Appointments, errands, the thing the landlord said. You mention it once, in the middle of whatever you were doing, and it is kept.
You could also say
- add eggs and batteries to the shopping list
- remind me to call the bank tomorrow at 10
- what was the name of that Thai place Alex liked?
More than code.
A digital extension of you.
The longer she knows you, the less you have to say.
What changes from month one to month three isn’t the app. It’s how much she already knows, and how little you have to spell out.
Day one. A notepad that listens
You forward things, dump voice notes, ask her stuff. No folders, no tags, no setup you can get wrong.
She knows what you told her today.
Week two. You stop repeating yourself
You ask in shorthand and she already has the project, the person, the thing you decided last time. You quietly stop double-saving into Notes and Calendar.
She knows what you told her this month.
Month three. Memory you didn’t know you kept
A name, a promise, a half-idea from months ago, answered in one question with the date attached.
She knows what you’d already forgotten.
The sooner you start, the more she knows.Every message makes the next answer better. Nobody sets that up.
How to start: nothing to set up, just say the first thing.
No profile to fill in, no inbox to hand over, no folders to design before you are allowed to be useful to yourself.
Have Telegram
If you already use it, skip this. If not, it is a free messenger: install it and sign in with your phone number.
Open her chat and tap Start
The button on this page opens it. Telegram is the account: no signup form, no password, no email to confirm.
She introduces herself
One line about who she is, then one easy question. Answer it, or ask for what you came for: that always comes first.
Tell her one thing
A reminder, a note, a question. She keeps it, and from then on she has something of yours to work from.

She does not ask for your mail, your calendar or your contacts to get started. Nothing is connected unless you go and connect it yourself.
Before you start.
Straight answers about what Masha touches, what she remembers, and where the limits are.
Ready to upgrade your memory?
It starts with one message. She remembers the rest.
- Free to start
- Phone, laptop, or the web
- Nothing connected until you connect it
- Memory you can delete anytime
